One footers aren't cool I guess.

I work for backcountry.com chatting with all kinds of people who need help. Here is a little taste of what I deal with.

adum: and do you think its really necessary to have a stomp pad?
Ben L.: No but they are fun for 1 footers.
adum: i think people who do one footers are fags
adum: so im not gonna get one

I think I will start saving some more of these and posting my favorites each week.